Why EVERYONE needs to watch the Super Bowl

Our country is in one of its most divided states in its young history. That’s why more than ever we need a good Super Bowl a Super Bowl to captivate the nation. Even if its not you need to watch it, everyone needs to watch it. If you know nothing about the game of football watch, if you hate both teams watch, if you value another sport over football and never watch, watch today. If you need other reasons to watch this game well here we are with a list.

  1. The Ads: Super bowl ads cost billions of dollars for just seconds so they have to be great. So come for the commercials stay for the game.
  2. The Food: If you’re not going to a Super Bowl party leave your house now go to the store grab chips guac and soda and enjoy.
  3. It gives you a nice excuse to slack at work tomorrow: If you feel like you’re out of it at work tomorrow don’t worry, statistics show that workers are least productive the day after the Super Bowl according to the New York Times. So sit back and relax today, so you can sit back and relax tomorrow.
  4. Make friends: If your invited to a party go to it make friends and have fun.
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